Hateatude #1

--- Plastic surgeon, Dr. Jan Adams already had malpractice suits against him when he operated on Kanye West's mother who died of complications. Evidently, the brotha is only good at saving his face!


---MOVIE OF THE WEEK SYNOPSIS: OJ Simpson is back on trial for the Nicole Simpson Brown and Ron Goldman murders! And this time there's no glove lost!


---Sen. Barack Obama said that he can't find his record on the issues from his days in the Illinois senate. In some circles, this is known as a LIE!


---Fantasia is rumored to be pregnant by rapper Young Dro. Kool. Now Fantasia can learn to read with her children.


---City leaders in South LA are seeking a ban on more fastfood restaurants locating in the area—due to health concerns such as diabetes and highblood pressure. No word yet on whether the gangs who own the restaurants are upset about the ban.


---Controversy ensues over American Gangster movie as Bumpy Johnson's wife calls Frank Lucas a "flunky." When asked to comment, Lucas just kept counting his dope money.


--Dawn Robinson of back-in-the-day hotties EnVogue, split from her husband recently. He's never gonna get it, again!

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