----Suge Knight is being considered for the defense in the death of Biggie Smalls. No surprise there as it's common knowledge Suge knows a lot about a number of deaths he's taken part in. Ooops, I mean, taken notice of...
----Erykah Badu has a new album coming out inspired by quantum physics. This means we can expect to hear the sounds of a 13-piece bucket of KFC being eaten in the background.
----Jamie Foxx has partnered with MTV/VH-1 for a new reality television series called G's to Gents, where he teaches competitors how to be gentlemen. The men will be judged on how well they do with Ugly Wanda.
----Yesterday, Michael Vick surrendered earlier than expected to authorities to start serving his federal sentence on dogfighting charges. No word yet on how much money he'll make inside prison showing other inmates how to set up similar dogfighting rings.
----Hate crimes are up 8-percent. The rise comes from all the previously unreported police beatings.
----Free University of Brussels scientists noted that there's seems to be a connection between cockroaches huddling in the dark to do their dirty work and the Bush Administration.
----Beowulf, a movie about a leader who loses credibility over a piece of ass, is rumored to be inspired by the life of Bill Clinton. However, Clinton said: "I didn't have sexual relations with the dragon--unless you mean Hillary."
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